HIMYM, s05e01
Barney: How do you keep a girl from becoming your girlfriend? Simple: the rules for girls are the same as the rules for Gremlins.
Ted: Gremlins?
Barney: Gremlins. Rule #1: never get them wet. In other words, don't let her take a shower at your place. #2: keep them away from sunlight - i.e. don't ever see them during the day. And rule #3: never feed them after midnight. Meaning she doesn't sleep over and you don't have breakfast with her. Ever.
Ted: What about brunch? Is brunch cool?
Barney: No, Ted. Brunch is not cool.
Sep 23rd